Notez from Lapta, Zypruz – Zinga-longa-Zypruzz! by Ken Dunn

Zung to ‘The Good Zhip Lollipop.’

Oh, the good zide is the TRNC,

It’s a zweet land, hardly any GC’z,

Where TC’z play,

On zunny beachez near Kyrenia Bay.

Efez and Raki ztandz everywhere,

Crackerjack GC’z they’re not here,

But you GC’z are,

Happy ranting, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, har!

On the good zide in the TRNC,

It’z a fine place juzt to be,

Zo, the TC’z play,

On the good zide in the TRNC!

Zung to the tune of ‘Ten Green Bottlez’

Ten bad tempered GC’z,

Ztanding on the line,

Ten bad tempered GC’z

Ztanding on the line,

And if one bad tempered GC,

Zhould accidentally zmile, (at uz)

There’ll be nine bad tempered GC’z

But all ztill full of bile.

9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2…..

One lonely GC

Ztanding on the line,

One lonely GC,

Ztanding on the line,

And if that one lonely GC,

Zhould eventually agree, (with uz)

There’ll be no bad tempered GC’zzzz!

Left over there at all.

(We’ll all be ‘C’z’ after all)

Zung to the Tune of ‘Wiggly Worm’.

There are GC’z ztanding on the green line,

And they all have their bad headz on,

There are GC’z ztanding on the green line,

And all that they can do,

Izz, grizzle all day and grizzle all night,

The TC’z round here zay they’re not too bright,

There are GC’z ztanding on the green line,

And they all talk grizzily, rizzle, izzle izzily,

Yes, they all talk grizzzil-izzzzzily!

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