Cyprus Today | 23/3/2013

Cyprus Today | 23/3/2013Cyprus Today | 23/3/2013

Front Page

‘I’m Serving My Sentence Here’ – says Turkish Cypriot criminal charged with a crime in the UK. He fled to north Cyprus and stated that because he can no longer leave the north, it was like being in a prison.

‘Sponsor Needed to Achieve Goal’ – if a sponsor can be found to finance the event some ex-players from Arsenal and Liverpool might stage a ‘Liverpool’ Legends match here, and become involved in training. This could include Robbie Fowler. Editor: equally, nothing could happen so why is this front page of a 4TL ‘newspaper’?

Strong Winds Wreak Havoc – near hurricane-force winds brought down trees and power cables. Editor: I’m writing this with what is left of the battery power in my laptop. The electricity has been on/off for the last 12 hours

The Rest

Police Fine Driver For Eating a Cracker – ‘while not fining motorcyclists without helmets.’ Editor: a case of selective vision?

Lawyers Call for Lending Regulations – again

TRNC is ‘Tax and Banking Safe Haven’ – say bankers expecting money to pour across from the south. Editor:  if depositors are able to withdraw it.

Electronic Cigarettes ‘Pose Huge Risk to Health’ – according to a leading TRNC Doctor. Apparently, according to the newspaper, they are banned in the EU. Editor: not to my knowledge

‘Tree Regulations Hit By Poor Regulation – 4500 trees were planted and they’ve been eaten by goats and sheep  because no one stopped them

Opinion: EU Mob Sanction Robbery of Cyprus – Editor: the argument goes something like this, I asked to borrow €16bn to pay back depositors whose money I’d loaned out and couldn’t get back but you would only offer to lend me €10bn if I could find the other €6bn. So I accuse the lender of robbing the people whose money I lost.

Letter: Check Your Policy Cover – someone finds out that, just like in the UK, his walls and garden landscaping are not included in his insurance policy.

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