Cyprus Bailout | Impact on Japanese Banks

Cyprus Bailout | Impact on Japanese Banks

Just in case you are not aware of the effect that Cypriot financial problems are having on Japan’s banks, I can confirm that:

  •  Origami Bank has folded.
  •  Sumo Bank has gone belly up.
  •  Bonsai Bank is cutting its branches.
  •  Kamikaze Bank has ceased trading after its shares nose dived.
  •  At the Karate Bank 500 employees have been given the chop.

Analysts also report that something fishy is happening at the Sushi Bank as customers are getting a raw deal.

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