Pirate Pete’s Advice Column – “am I under-qualified to work on Pirate Island?”

Me problem today was brought to me in a pie smuggled from Pirate Island Gaol:

Pirate Pete, I am currently imprisoned in Pirate Island Gaol waiting to be hanged on Tuesday, and I would like my enquiry answered by your wise-self so it can be used in evidence in my trial next […]

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Pirate Pete’s Advice Column – “should I cancel my lifetime subscription to Pirate Today?”

Me problem today were brought to me by the parrot of one of me parchment readers:

Pirate Pete, I’ve been reading the local newspaper, Pirate Today, for several years now and am thinking of cancelling my lifetime subscription. The reason is that the quality of the news is rapidly deteriorating. For example, […]

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Pirate Pete’s Advice Column – “my boat was taken from me, what should I do?”

Me first problem were sent to me in a bottle by one of me parchment readers:

“Pirate Pete, I arrived at Pirate Island a year ago and was hoping to have a small boat built here. I paid for it in full only to discover that the boat I thought was mine, […]

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